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oh my GODH jFLDAKJL JSO EM:BARRASSMENT

OKAY

so i got to melbourne airport and there was a sign saying Border Patrol from Channel 7 were filming there at the time

and i was like lol o k well i don’t look like a criminal or anything so i don’t have to worry about anything right

L O L WRONG

I GOT PULLED OVER AND INTO A LINE FULL OF THUG LOOKING BLACK GUYS

then this officer says Over here please miss and i brought my bag to this large table thing iN FRONT OF EVERYONE RIGHT

CAMERA CREW AND MICS ALL AROUND ME RIGHT IN MY FACE

THE OFFICER OPENS MY BAG

BIG FUCKING VIBRATOR RIGHT FUCKING THERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF FUCKING EVERYONE

FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE EVERYTHING WAS CAUGHT ON CAmERA and then the officer got embarrassed and shut my bag and told me to leave jalksjdLHKSDLhd

ONLY

IN

MY

LIFE

DOES THIS SHIT HAPPEN

FUCKIGNF MFDOSKJFGOIGGJNDSPKJ HOH YMY GOD FGDHGJ I AM CHOKDING